Thus explaining why I nearly ripped the head off of some 'baller a coupla months back when he asked me if I know how to chrono his marker.

Me: Is it your marker?
PB: Yes.
Me: Did it come with a manual?
PB: Yes.
Me: How long have you had it?
PB: A coupla of months.
Me: Do you have the manual with you?
PB: No.
Me: Did you read the manual?
PB: No.
Me: You have a manual for your marker that you have had for a couple of months: You didn't read it and you didn't bring it with you. And now you expect that someone else will help you chrono your marker. You are a fool. It is a shame that you can't chrono, it is a lovely day to play. I'll buy your marker for a quarter ($0.25), that way you will have change to call someone to pick you up and take you home. When you come back with the manual, you'll be able to find me; I'll be on the field playing with my markers. But the price will have gone up on this marker.

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