LOL thats funny right there. I just spent 8 months training in the Army wearing ACU in pretty much every environment you could think of. ACU works in the dirt or sand but not in the trees or grass. getting back on topic though, I want one of those shirts when I get deployed next year. Would be a lifesaver under my IBA fusion or not. I'm a medic anyway and if your getting burned bad enough for your clothing to fuse to you your probably gonna get grafted. Risk I'm willing to take for day to day comfort in those temperatures.