I would immediately cite "Branigan's Law" and send waves and waves of my own men at them until they run out of paintballs.

If I could hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes would fall like a house of cards...Checkmate.

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Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own paintball field! With blackjack aaaaannd hookers! Actually, forget the paintball field, and the blackjack. Ahhhh screw the whole thing!