Well, I like to think of myself as a Guardian spirit of sorts, bringing humor and joy to as many as possible. 'Sides, good coffee is good culture, and anything I can do to make someone's life better via chemical stimulation is a ggod thing. Plus, a good coffee just tastes awesome!
Oh, and uh... Thanks for the Rep!
(man, I need another hit)
(of coffee, that is)
(Preferably that Russian stuff. Man that was good)